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If you put root beer in a square glass do you get beer?

awkwardly-cute:

audiodude:

Posted 22 hours ago

kelseyinthetardis:

theonemanfagband:

gallifreybureauoftourism:

throwitinasupernova:

merewetherdreams:

adambloghart:

And we let him carry the torch?

That is talent 

How exactly does somebody realize they can do this?

Ladies and gentlemen, our fearless leader.

and we trust our lives to this being?

really?

the oncoming storm.

the most feared man in the universe. 

(Source: michaelswaney)

Posted 23 hours ago
twotwentyonebbakerst:

ah-ahoi:


PHANTOM OF THE OPRAH!
AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER
AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS A CHANDELIER.


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omfg i am crying?

twotwentyonebbakerst:

ah-ahoi:

PHANTOM OF THE OPRAH!

AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER

AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER

EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS A CHANDELIER.

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omfg i am crying?

Posted 23 hours ago

twotwentyonebbakerst:

finalproblem:

supersexy-cool:

finalproblem:

It’s like this still is from an alternate universe where Sherlock is the sweet one and Molly is the pain in the ass.

CAN THIS BE A THING

I think it needs to be.

Sherlock: Dim, this is Molly Hooper.

Dimmock: Hi. So, you’re Molly Hooper. Sherlock’s told me all about you. You doing one of your post-mortems?

Sherlock: Dim works in detecting, at the Yard. That’s how we met. Office romance.

Molly: [glances at Dimmock] Straight.

Sherlock: Sorry, what?

Molly: Nothing. Um, “wait” while I get my hand out of this man’s chest cavity.

NEED THIS LIKE AIR

Posted 23 hours ago
story of my life

story of my life

(Source: johnsturturro)

Posted 23 hours ago
  1. mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
  2. me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
  3. mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
  4. me:
  5. mom:
  6. me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
  7. me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
  8. me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
  9. mom:
  10. me:
  11. mom: this isn't normal
Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

mackattackk:

my brain’s already on vacation mode.